1 comments Saturday, August 11, 2007

[backdated 7/10 1:59 am]

So, Saturday was my first day in China, but yesterday was my first day teaching. For quite a few reasons, I'm exhausted and not really in the mood to recount it, so I'll make this quick. Just a few points:

My students are seventh graders named Dona, Kathy, Bill, Jason, Isabel (that's Li Lei Lei -- it turned out to be Isabel after all), Dale, Dona, and Pandora. The boys all laughed at Pandora's name, and I tried to defend her but quickly realized that nobody would be likely to understand a hastily-rendered Greek myth without a very careful preface clarifying who the Greeks were and how the story went, so I just settled for assuring everyone it was a very good name. Drew got similarly bogged down trying to explain Noah's Ark, although eventually they got that it was a biblical reference.

Pandora, in any case, turned out to be a hotshot at English -- something I relied heavily upon while explaining activities, but which also became obnoxious when I wanted to call on other students (Dick and Dona were particularly recalcitrant) and she jumped right in instead. Bill was a similar case. I guess I know what it's like to be That Guy in a language class, though, so I'm trying to apply their abilities to the general good without squelching their enthusiasm or making it boring.

"Boring," incidentally, is a favorite word of these kids'. Isabel uses it all the time to either query my feelings or inform me of her own. On one ten minute ride into town, "Do you think is boring to go in car? I think is boring." She has surprised me with it at many other moments when it seems to me that to answer "yes" would be marking myself as a really crappy guest, though I'm eager to establish solidarity with her. I figured that her case was one of enthusiasm to use one of the fairly limited words she knows to describe the situation, but then all the kids in class set in telling me this activity was boring and that game was boring, so maybe they really are just that cynical. Or maybe they're just seventh graders, minus the slight moderating element of native-language politeness.

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[backdated 7/8/07, 6:44 AM]

Welcome, everyone, to the morning of my second day in Chengdu. Jetlag is still reigning supreme, so I haven't managed to sleep past 5:45am. I thought a little typing might help me drift off again before my 8:00am alarm.

So, the quick rundown: we arrived almost two hours late on Friday night, which put us at about midnight in China time. Midnight in China time is early morning in California body time, so Drew and I had just finally perked back up again after a very sleepy transfer in Beijing. Just for the record, the Beijing airport is super cool. We saw our first amusing English signage there. We also stopped at a little fruit shop and had our first legitimate, if primitive, Chinese conversation. It went something like this:

Fruit Shop Girl: "Hello, American people!"
Drew: "Hello, Chinese person!"
[we peruse the fruit for a while, settling on a dragonfruit that looks ripe to me]
Shop Girl: "That one not good. Not good! This one very good. This one also very good!"
Me: [accepting Very Good Dragonfruit] "Ah, very good! Thank you!"
Shop Girl: "Dragonfruit -- in Chinese, '[something I can't remember]'."
Me and Drew: [repeat]
Shop Girl: "Very good!"
[we also select two mangosteens, a bottle of water and a Pocari Sweat, and pay by credit card]
Me and Drew: "Thank you! Good-bye!"

I think our supreme Chinese language skills probably speak for themselves here.

After our purchases, we returned to the gate to share the wealth with Luke and Erin -- but first Drew and Luke had to run into a restaurant called Flavor Tang to get us some plastic spoons. Mangosteens, for the record, are absurdly delicious things.

Anyway, back in Chengdu, we exited the baggage area and were met with a rush of beaming host families. My host parents -- whose Chinese names I forget, but who asked to be called "Lutia" and "Lakin," which at first I mistook for "Lucky" -- and my host sister, whose Chinese name is the euphonious Li Lei Lei (and whose English name I am forgetting -- either Elizabeth or Isabelle) are all very lovely indeed. I am not yet adept at assessing Chinese income, but their spacious car (with a special parking device that alerts the driver to the distance between the car and any nearby obstacles!) led me to believe they are quite well-off. I can't help but wonder what kind of politics went into the selection of eight host families out of sixty...

(There's quite a bit more I had to say, but it's only written out in sketchy note form. I'll throw it up with my other backlogged posts after we finish dinner.)

0 comments Friday, July 6, 2007

I'm afraid I've lost a certain amount of Chinese blogging momentum here. I made my last post from Belfast, Maine, where I was staying a few days with Drew and his lovely family. From there I drove back to New Haven, emptied my apartment, shipped my material life home, and then followed suit myself. Along the way, I spent an unanticipated night in Las Vegas, and that is where the first event of actual relevance to this blog unfolded.

First, a little non-China-related background. To spare myself the trouble of getting to Hartford or NYC and my parents the trouble of driving to LA, I had decided against a direct coast-to-coast flight and instead opted for one in three legs: from New Haven to Philadelphia, Philly to Las Vegas, and then from Vegas to my hometown of Santa Barbara. Had everything gone according to plan, I would have endured a few layovers and arrived at the SB airport sometime after midnight. However, the plane I was meant to board out of Philly arrived an hour and a half late. I was so content with my pirated Pimsleur Mandarin tapes that I didn't bother to get up and hassle the gate agents, so I missed the window when I might have insisted on being placed on a different flight into Vegas to make my connection. When I landed, I discovered that the last flight to southern California for the night had been the one I missed, so I had no choice but to accept their voucher for a night's stay in a little roadside motel—not very felicitous circumstances for my first overnight in Sin City, I'm afraid—and hop a shuttle back to the airport for an early flight the next morning.

It was on the shuttle that the subject of China resurfaced. I was the only passenger and I sat near the front, so the driver started in with the same small talk I've been tolerating for several weeks now. "What brings you to Vegas? Ah, coming home from school? You just graduated? Well, congratulations to you! Where are you going? China? Now, that's adventurous of you!" In almost every other case, this is the juncture where my conversation partner reveals that he or she has a young relative who has also taught in China and just thought it was the greatest experience ever, and I'll have an amazing time, the Chinese are just the sweetest little people in the world, the only thing is that they sometimes try to rip you off for money, but after all it's a poor country and what do you expect?

This shuttle driver, however, took off on a completely different tangent. "China?" he said. "Well, I could sure tell you a thing or two about China." He proceeded to lay out an elaborately conceived conspiracy theory about how the Chinese were systematically buying America out in order to take it over. Did I know how much of the American currency they owned? Did I have any idea how much richer Chinese people are than Americans? As proof, he cited the wealthy Chinese who apparently come to Las Vegas to blow $50,000 a night for a month at a time. (I decided not to bring up the average citizen who has to work dawn-til-dusk seven days a week to make a decent living or the way most university students live like paupers in dormitories with poor plumbing and limited hours of electrical lighting for study—forget about the sweatshop laborers). He had other points, too, many of which I've forgotten. He really lit up when he discovered I had gone to Yale, for example, and launched a brief side discussion on secret societies. "There we go!" he practically shouted. "A Yalie! So you know all about how Bush and Kerry were best friends in their secret society back in the day! Skull and Bones, man! Nobody believes it when I tell them!"

In short, though—absurdity aside—he seemed to be expressing a grossly inflated version of sentiments that actually strike me as pretty widespread. I don't think many Americans think, as he claimed to, that a college grad is clever to be learning Chinese now because she'll have a leg up on everyone when Chinese becomes our national language in the near future. I do get the sense, though, that we are deeply if not fully consciously unsettled by China's shift from Communism—regarding which I think the average American had grown out of fearing and reviling, and instead settled into a general attitude of pity and superiority—into an ambiguous system with all the power of capitalism, but one that can't be relied upon to conform to Western convention. I can't quite put my finger on it, so I'll do my best just to speak for myself. When I consider China as a growing nation, I do sense some repetition of the stages in Western economic and industrial development. I've often debated (to little resolution) the fact that the abhorrent working conditions one finds in the workshops of developing countries are no different from those of the American factory around the turn of the 20th century. Perhaps, at least without a great deal of foreign subsidy of other labor models, they are a stage that must be reached and then transcended before a nation can dispense with them. The children who are apparently being kidnapped and forced into a life of pick-pocketry—including training exercises like snatching objects from containers of boiling water to improve snatch speed—certainly do sound like something right out of Oliver Twist.

Besides this, though, my gut tells me there is more to what's happening in China. In the same way I felt it in Japan, I sense that it is a country that is superficially modern by the Western model (at least as far as the big cities and their technology and architecture are concerned), but one operating on a profoundly different ethos. In Japan, perhaps for the reasons of Japanophilia I've already discussed, I found this delightful and refreshing rather than concerning. After all, I can think of very few large-scale Japanese policies in the last 50 years that struck me as dangerously misguided or in violation of human rights. (This could, of course, be a result of Japan's superior ability to sweep things under the rug, but I'm not convinced that explains the discrepancy.) To draw what is probably an inflammatory example, I often get a milder version of the same visceral feeling I have when I contemplate Hun Sen of Cambodia. As far as I'm concerned, he's an old crony of Pol Pot surrounded by other old cronies of Pol Pot, none of whom ever reckoned with the atrocities of that regime, but all of whom seem quite content to pay lip service to the internationally dictated party line as long as it affords them freedom to pursue their personal ends. In China's favor, the populous is not starving, most are receiving a reasonably solid education, and the tourist industry does not rely heavily on child sex workers. At the same time, I frequently sense that the Chinese media machine offers the world a cheerfully painted version of its actions while the government blithely—well, shall I say blithely marches to the beat of its own drummer, and enter the running for the most tactful euphemism of the year?

Anyway, I can see why many Americans feel vaguely unsettled when they contemplate a China increasingly involved in US and world policy, but one with culturally perplexing motives, and furthermore one that routinely says one thing while doing another. I suppose all of this makes me lucky indeed to be setting foot on genuine Chinese soil, where I can hear about all this straight out of the dragon's mouth, as it were—rather than out of the People's Daily, that is.

In other news, I am currently aboard Air China flight 986, approximately two hours into the 11:45 flight to Beijing. Drew and Luke and I have secured an exit row for ourselves and are reveling in the leg-room.

I think I'll take a nap now.

0 comments Friday, June 8, 2007

And no, I don't mean Chow Yun-Fat and his band of corsairs in the latest Pirates of the Carribean installment, although those guys were pretty awesome.

I mean, just look at that moustache.


More seriously, here is a dated-but-nevertheless-interesting USATODAY article addressing pirated music in China (I found it linked by Paul Irish on Aurgasm, a favorite audioblog of mine).

My previous misgivings aside, this is one of the reasons China does exert a magnetic pull on me: it feels like a slightly tilted vision of modernity, one that offers both a darker Orwellian slant on things (like A Sound of Thunder post-butterfly-squish—though I guess that'd be Bradburian) and, at the same time, a substitute option for the future: one we in America might opt to take if it turns out to be the better alternative. I'm loath to use the phrase "guinea pig," but there is a certain element of "Oh! Well, that wasn't so bad, was it? Maybe we shouldn't have worried." In this case, maybe we can forget about cracking down on digital music theft after all.

0 comments Thursday, June 7, 2007

I have recently discovered Ben's Blog, an account of the life and times of a young fellow who has spent the last few years living and teaching in China. He is presently interning at a Chinese barbershop as a kind of cultural experiment—more on that in the blog—and his commentary is insightful and often funny. Outside sources indicate that he is also doing work on the side for an ethnographic research company, which may explain the project and certainly sounds like a pretty appealing prospect to me.

In any case, I advocate giving it a look, especially the bits on his Chinese game show appearances.

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As the panda-related science articles fly fast and furious at our inboxes (thank you, overzealous program coordinator!), as the umpteenth family friend chimes enthusiastically that she too has a friend in China for us to contact (she forgets where, but it's such a dear friend and she just knows he'll be delighted to hear from two bright kids like us), and as I continue to stumble upon papers on state persecution and the Falun Gong among my luggage, I can't help but ask myself what on earth I think I'm doing.

There's the romance of the one-way flight, of course, and the desire to disappear into the great unknown. However, as the venerable President Levin made clear in his meandering Baccalaureate address, China may be great, but it is anything but unknown. Nor yet is it a place where we can expect not to encounter droves of our own forward-thinking colleagues on any Beijing (Hong Kong, Shanghai) street corner. And what's more, most of them will have the distinct advantage of having ventured into Yale's Chinese language department before leaving.

In other words, the virgin territory argument won't hold water. And while the issue of distance remains, it should be said that my parents grow ever more resourceful at engineering business trips to my neighborhood—maybe too resourceful. (Just kidding, Mom and Dad. My couch and I both relish your visits, and will continue to do so in China.) Still, if I were actually trying to get away from something, China would be a pretty poor choice of destination.

So what's the attraction? My dark secret—and I'm going to try to divulge this just once, before I make any Chinese friends who might start reading this blog—is that Japan has stolen my heart and I will probably never get it back. When I compare the two countries in my imagination, which I'll admit is a risky and probably bigoted business, I envision them as diametric opposites. I'll let you guess which is which: one obsessively tidy, one chaotic; one aesthetically austere, one garish; one polite, one aggressively in-your-face; one socially restrictive but legally just, one with an embarrassing trend in state persecution; one that scrupulously organizes its recyclables into twelve different categories, and one that is plundering its environmental resources faster than you can say "strip mine." I have a well-developed and disapproving set of political opinions when it comes to China, one I will need to learn to conceal. (I have my suspicions that this very blog will be blocked from my eyes by the Great Firewall.) I have also been warned about pickpockets, counterfeit bills, and appalling public toilets. In Japan, for comparison, I was warned that if I were so thoughtless as to abandon my change on a restaurant table, the waiter would chase me down the block to return it to me. In short, except for masochism, why would I allow myself to end up opposite my favorite side of the Yellow Sea? Not inconsequential is the fact that a teacher's salary is barely enough to scrape by on in astronomically-priced Tokyo, while it will apparently support living like a king in China. This is a shamefully materialistic reason, but I won't deny the truth in it.

To wax the social scientist for a moment, though, I will maintain some noble excuses. I know that in cultural terms, China will be shockingly different—not only from what I expect, but from my comfort zone of politeness and personal privacy. I may find parts of it unpleasant, but I anticipate learning quite a lot without ever needing to crack a book. There is also the opportunity for language immersion: Mandarin is at least reasonably high up on my list of must-learn languages, and given the global heft the country has suddenly acquired, I'd feel like a ninny not to get a handle on Chinese language and culture before this decade runs itself out. Furthermore, like Arabic or French in their respective territories, I know it will open a broad swath of Asia's land area to me for more intimate exploration. If the photo books are to be trusted, there is a rich and beautiful mélange of traditions to be seen in the vast lands that comprise China, and it seems as though every day, another of my friends takes a trip and falls victim to Sinophilia. (Although—and I do run the risk of being stingy here—I think it will be interesting to investigate how much of the romance can be considered "authentic" these days and how much has been powdered up and paraded for the benefit of Olympic guests. In the cities, anyway.) I'll sum this confused mess up: I think China has a great deal of wonder and beauty to offer. I'm not convinced that the Chinese government isn't actively undermining this, however, through its ethnic policies, its push for modernization, and its recent efforts to put on a show for the foreigners. What can I say? I'll learn a lot, and perhaps even lose some of this cynicism along the way.

In short, then, I suppose I see this trip as a metaphorical spoonful of codliver oil—a great big, cheap, rather smelly but certainly adventure-riddled ladleful of the stuff. I trust that I will be safe there and I trust that I'll come out the other side having acquired all sorts of interesting skills and insights. For now, I'm hoping that's reason enough.

0 comments Wednesday, June 6, 2007

This may prove more satisfying to some of you:

We—that is, Drew and I, along with half a dozen other close school friends—have secured ourselves a month-long contract teaching an activity-based English immersion program for preteens at the Meishi International School in Chengdu, Sichuan Province, China. At the students' urging, the program has been named Panda Quest. We are presently securing visas, pondering immunizations, and catching up on family time in anticipation of a July 5th departure. Our ticket is one-way. We are not without ideas (half-baked and otherwise) or opportunities for the months that follow our first in Chengdu, but suggestions will certainly be appreciated.

Although a great deal of hilarity is already unfolding surrounding communications and the planning of our curriculum, I am dubious of the diplomacy of posting any direct quotes here. Suffice it to say that we can no longer claim not to have been warned of the odors in Chinese public bathrooms.

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